Didn’t I post before this?

I could have sworn I’d had a post between 1/25 and now, but I guess not. Meh. And since apparently my work now blocks my own site I can’t check very well. Anyway, I am still gestating and still annoyed about it. Time is rapidly counting down and we are rapidly attempting to prepare.

(No pictures because I just can’t get my act together long enough for knitting and photographic unit and computer and Flickr to be in the same place at the same time while my brain is functional.)

I finished the little hat and received an even-cuter one in the mail. I wish I could get the cats to hold still long enough to model them (though I suppose I could go buy a large grapefruit…) because the flattened photos don’t do them justice. Mine was rolling too much on the bottom, so I picked out the cast-on, unravelled a little bit, then knitted a few rows of 2X2 ribbing before adding more stockinette. I read in Ann Budd’s handy guide that such a think would stop the roll right where you wanted. I either knit too much ribbing or not enough stockinette (or both) because the ribbing shows a bit, but I still think it looks neat so I’m leaving it. (Will hassle T into taking shots when I have an actual baby on which to model the hats.)

In the meanwhile, I decided I needed something simple to work on, both now during time of no brain power, and later whilst in labor, so I schlepped over to my LYS and grabbed five colors/colorways of Cascade 220 superwash for a mitered square blanket. This is not technically the baby’s blanket, lest he feel like he needs to delay his arrival until it is finished, but is more of an entertainment thing for me that requires little thinking.

Since I started this post I have had to admit to myself that I am not capable of knitting stockinette mitered squares. I knit stockinette miter quadrangles with two six inch sides and two nine inch sides, and no amount of blocking will make those little (*&)#(*U(*%)s square. I would be less upset about this if I hadn’t knit ten of the little bastards before admitting this to myself. After much angsty texting to Lynn and much cursing and whining and general thinking of evil thoughts (my preferred coping mechanisms of the day) I started a garter square. Plain, boring, but reasonably square (preblocking), fast, and still brain-free. I will not be able to stand doing them all like that, so I may throw in a few log cabin blocks (tested one with reasonable success) and a few garter miters to entertain myself.

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What day is this?

Cuz I can’t seem to remember any more. We are insanely busy with all the birthing/baby classes we put off (denial is our favorite coping mechanism) and the boys’ sports

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and avoiding prepping the house for new residents. (Fortunately, we really only need a carseat to get home, and anything else can be sent for.)

In the meantime, I am working on finishing the baby’s knitting. As we all know, babies don’t come until their knitting is finished.

Knitting a baby hat prior to a birth serves the dual purpose of preparing to warm baby's head and illustrating to the father-to-be such concepts as "ring of fire" and "holy cow I am not looking forward to doing this again."

(This also served to remind T in a visceral way why there is a minimum six weeks no-happy-fun-time post-partum.)
In past years I avoided the knitting/baby arrival problem by just not knitting, but since I started this one I’ll need to get on the finishing.

While I was digging out the yarn for the hat, I (re)discovered much of the sock yarn I have stashed, and decided I needed to get on the knitting of same since I will never be a person who hand washes her socks in a timely manner. I pulled out some skeins and put them in my newly tidied-up knitting basket. One of these days soon I shall collect my sock-sized needles and put them in there too, and then I will be ready to cast on for (basic) socks whenever the urge strikes. I still have the teal ones on the go, and should REALLY finish up those handspun Nutkins I started 800 million years ago, and one Monkey to repair, which gets me three pairs quickly, and then? Always socks OTN.

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In back (L to R)is Twisted Fiber Arts Arial and CTH,
and the front is Socks That Rock (in some color I don’t remember and didn’t Rav, and Thistle), J. Knits from Joan, and Mountain Colors Bearfoot in Juniper(I think).
Looking at these, it occurs to me that the J Knits and the Arial are “light fingering” and 100% merino, so I’m thinking I either need to find someone who’s really easy on socks, or knit these into something lacy. I might swap some of these delicate ones for some harder-wearing stuff…

Of course, then SMACKY requested that I knit HIM some socks, too…

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Entirely boring, but here

I figure I am nearing that time when, if I don’t post for a while, I will begin to get “did you have the baby yet?!” emails, so here. No, no baby yet. Starting to get close enough that the coworkers are panicking and the house isn’t anywhere near ready. I still have over a month, but it occurred to me when last week/weekend went whooshing past that said month is going to be gone before I know it.
That being the case, this weekend I steeled myself and did exactly NOTHING to get ready.
Instead, we went to the first flag football game for Bug, and first soccer game for Smacky.
Afterwards there was napping and Wii-gaming and general blobbing around the house. The next day, there was a play date, some playoff football at a sports bar (where much damage was done to Smacky’s understanding of “proper restaurant behavior” by drunk, jumping, shouting fans) and a great deal of Unrequited Shopping. Completely and totally exhausting, and the only thing that came home with me? Not carseats, not toy-sorting furniture, not cribs or swings or bouncers… Just eye makeup remover. Sigh.

I did manage to start the second of the Cryptic Notes Boring 2×2 Rib With Bitty Cable Twists socks. Apparently everything I own of late needs to be in some shade of medium teal, as evidenced by the sock(s), water glass and calendar in that picture.

Cryptic notes sock

Even the cat likes it.

Yarn pillow

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Apparently

Many of you thought that kitten was screaming and/or holding on for dear life. (Which, in context, I suppose I will be doing next year too. Especially given that I realized yesterday I have 7.5 weeks at the absolute most, before this bebe gets here.) I mostly thought he was laughing.

Anyway, after waffling about it for a bit, and feeling really really intimidated, I watched the video Blogless Lynn sent me on direct warping and plain weave, and thought, hey, I can do that! Then I tossed the stash a bit (OMG, must do that more often, because what IS all that stuff in there?) and found some linen and some cotton/hemp blend that I’d planned to use to knit a market bag before I discovered how cheap-but-sturdy Trader Joe’s fabric bags are.

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I warped the loom with the deep blue linen and wove all day on New Year’s, with occasional breaks for music, or water, Legos with Smacky …

First Lego

And thoroughly enjoyed myself. I screwed up the warp when I was threading the holes, but whatever, I didn’t notice until I’d already woven an inch or more, and who cares? I know what I did, I can fix it next time, and it kind looks cool anyway. By the end of the day I was knotted and sore from sitting/standing badly and using an uncomfortable chair and bending over the loom, but I just couldn’t stop.

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I haven’t played with the loom since (I went back to work the next day and ZOMG, what a drag) but I expect I shall finish the “project” up this weekend, wash it, and see what I can make of it. (Either that or I shall shove it in my bag and whip it out and force random strangers to look at my first weaving. Only the shadow knows…

And since I haven’t posted a pic of him in a little while, I figure I’d better show you how much the Bug has grown…

Off to work?

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Year in Review!

Last year, there was this:

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and some of this:

My kingdom for a swift and a nostepinne. Would it be too much to keep a set of spares in my bag/car?

and lots of this:

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and a bunch of this:

Mario!

This year will have all of that, plus some of this

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And this

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and prolly this

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and one of these

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and, if we’re lucky, a lot of this.

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xo

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The roundup

It was a lovely, stressful, messy Christmas. Somehow in spite of our best intentions, every year the house goes to Helena Handbasket and the kids go somewhat feral, but we all still managed to have a good time and get thoroughly spoiled by Santa and each other.

I managed to send last year’s knits (discussed here and never mailed or gifted, cuz I SUCK, until this year) plus T’s niece’s crazy rainbow hat (from here) in time. I am told FIL loved his socks (he once waxed poetic about how the heel flap just fits better and handknit socks are so much better than what you can buy nowadays, aren’t they?), MIL said her new hat went with all her winter things, and niece plopped her rainbow hat on her head and didn’t take it off all night. (Extra kudos to Blogless Lynn and her daughter A who were my consultants on all things preteen-girl-fashion.) I have asked for pictures.

(GAWD I love parentheses.)

We all were most happily spoiled, but I was the spoiledest of all, because among other goodies,

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T went behind my back and bought the loom I’d decided against buying myself a few months before Christmas and brought it home for me and didn’t even crack wise about how little I do around the house in favor of yarn-related pursuits as it is. (He leaves that to me.) Now, if you’ll excuse me, the laundry is beeping at me and the boys would likely prefer if I’d pick them up before the daycare closes.

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FOs

So, I have some knitting. Last time (here) I was knitting some Smacky clogs. I bought a new plunger and cleaned out the kitchen sink and thought I’d plunge them to felt them. I worked on that for all of 35 seconds before I gave up and googled “felt wool in front loader”. Turns out that’s doable if your front loader has a pause/unlock button. I set my washer to Ungodly Hot, chucked the slippers in a pillow case and crossed my fingers. And then forgot I was supposed to check them every 10 minutes…

35 minutes later…

I got them out of the washer and they were magically the perfect size. I forgot to roll them in a towel to stomp out the extra water, so they took a couple days to dry, what with being stuffed with plastic shopping bags, but once they were done, the Smax loves them, and they fit just right.

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Children’s Felt Clogs, size M
Cascade 220, bright screaming red, needle size was whatever the pattern called for.

In other knitting knews, I knat exactly one Christmas present this year.

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A terribly bad representation of the color, taken against a horribly ugly old towel that I use for blocking. Anyway.

Fractured Light hat from the recent Knitty, in Prism Merino Mia, colorway Harvest. It makes a lovely bright/deep rainbow effect that is not shown off well by my picture. No modelled shots, alas, but if the recipient sends one I shall add it.

Since that was the sum total of my Christmas knitting, I started myself a sock the other day with some vintage Rabbitch yarnz in Cryptic Notes colorway. I intended to do a boring plain ribbed sock with a tubular cast on, but may rip for something slightly more interesting.

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Flyin’ by.

These last four years…

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have sped by…

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Happy number

Guess how many Smacky is today?

buddy.

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Thanks for the progress

Hmm, progress has actually been made since last I posted, less than two weeks ago. Feast or famine around here with the knitting, and since I was feasting on food I didn’t cook and sitting in a house I didn’t have to clean, I feasted on the knitting, too. My sister did turkey dinner at her place in Punkin Center, a tiny hamlet between Payson and Roosevelt Lake in the foothills of the White Mountains. Still lovely during the day but chilly at night, and just right. We stayed there for a couple of days and ate, played in their huge yard and visited with the random assortment of neighbors’ dogs who came by to say hello. And I knat.

Last time I had plans for hats, mittens, clogs, Madli, baby sweaters… Since then I have woven and blocked atalanta (but still haven’t decided on dangly bits) and I’m in love. I haven’t had a photo shoot for it, mostly because I can’t look all fancy like Cheryl and atalanta deserves better than blocking-on-my-ugly-bedspread photos. I have knat a clog and a half

Zat look like a slipper to you?

but they are as yet unfelted and look like a hot mess. (At least Smacky consented to let me knit them all red, instead of one red, one blue.)
I sneaked in a repeat of Madli as well, and it felt lovely to knit the lace. Highly unlikely I will finish it before Christmas, but I’ll live.

In the course of driving to Punkin, sitting on my pregnant butt on the deck, and driving home from Punkin, I managed most of Smacky’s hat, which I finished up late last night.

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But I don’t WANT to take a picture

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Fine, check out this twisted expression

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He has room to grow into it.

Quickie stats: standard roll brim hat, knat on Jojoland Melody (color MS40, morning abstract) held double on size 6s.
Still ahead for today, I think I will try to convince T to start hanging outside Christmas lights, so that by next weekend the outside is done or nearly there. Finishing clog-knitting and the subsequent felting of same (though how I will accomplish that in a front loader, I am not sure) and another repeat or two of Madli.

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I blinked.

And then it was mid November.
I am getting slowly bigger (though not actually gaining any weight – that’s kinda cool) and quickly more surly. I still feel nasty about half the time and tired the rest of the time and am quite ready for my body to be normal again. Now that the holidays are bearing down on us, I think the time will go quickly and I am planning to take a few days off around that time to rest and do nothing. I had one of those yesterday (T and the boys were at work and daycare, respectively) and I managed to tidy the living room and rest. A week like that and I might feel rejuvenated for a bit.
Let’s see, since last I had any content whatsoever, I have finished Atalanta’s knitting (with an annoying amount left over – I apparently didn’t weigh it well enough and could have had about 8 more repeats in the straight section) but I have not woven ends, blocked, or decided on dangly bits.
I did half of the purple Boo and pooped out on that too.
I am near the end on a sooper sekrit project I’m doing with Lynn, who is in the meantime doing her level best to distract me with weaving. Doesn’t help matters that I have designs on learning to weave T’s family tartan (going so far as to imagine the impending wee bairn wrapped in a blanket of same)(which means I need MAD SKILLS and a HUGE LOOM). Really, I have too many interests to be working.
In the near future, though, I need to knit Smacky a new hat, and mittens. And clog-slippers. I would have started the slippers yesterday only I couldn’t find the right size needles, and my hands are tired from sooper sekrit big yarn. I am sorely tempted to work a repeat on Madli to take the fat-yarn edge off. (And it occurred to me that I have plain dresses to wear for the holidays but nothing sparkly, and Madli would fit the sparkly bill quite well…)
I have thoughts about knitting my friends’ baby a sweater (to replace this one, that I knat for him and never sent and he has now outgrown, but will be perfect for Impending Wee Bairn), and Bug could prolly use some mittens too.
Whew. Now I need a nap.

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